Don't tell Pierre about this. I think I played it off legit.
There I was. I was driving in Boston -- something I just plain don't do. I always take the train. Always. If you want to experience what it's like to drive in Boston without having to go there, go, look in the mirror, and punch yourself in the face. ("I want you to hit me as hard as you can." "What? In the face?" "Surprise me.")
Anyway, that's not the point.
I was driving to South Station in Boston, the train station where the trains and buses from New York arrive, which is where Pierre would arrive. Pierre emailed a week ago, saying he wanted to come up and go hiking in New Hampshire. Cool. Pierre is an old roommate from college, a half-Chinese half-Iowan guy with a French name, whose wedding to an Ecuadorian girl I unfortunately missed because I was at a Punjabi wedding in Atlanta, Georgia. I challenge you to connect those dots.
That's not the point either.